Love of the Invisible

How many pirates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. I killed them all.

Espionage.

Don’t jump at shadows.

uh oh. and so it begins…

You put yourself on the market. Stay away from those close to you, or they’ll be kidnapped by those filthy monsters for ransom.

should I be scared?

You should only be afraid of the Pirates. But they’re cowardly people, so you don’t have much to worry about.

Pirates don’t scare me.

That is me.

Please, look behind you. You won’t find me, but I’ll be there.